Stepfording

I live on a new street.  In the same neighborhood as my old house, but a.world.away...

My neighbors are quite possibly perfect, all with quite a few perfectly behaved children running around, saying - nice to meet you and how are you today? Everyone smiles and waves. Their yards are neat, the house glimpses look decorated and clean.

Yikes!

What am I doing here with my awful house and garage, wild children and seemingly inability to be domestic.  Oof!  I must run and unpack and whiten my teeth and file my nails and...heck, maybe I'll just brush my hair...
Wish me luck
s:)