He was a dreamy coconut, a tough nut to crack.
Set with determination to open him up we started with some scissors to poke a juice-draining hole
when that didn't work, we broke out a knife
which turned totally scary when the teenager made a loud noise!
(I was pounding with the knife when he popped it-the stinker!)
Then out came the big dogs--the drill!
and then we had lift-off! (note make 2 holes for air flow!)
Willy isn't happy, he's got a premonition of what's to come after the draining
Into the bag we go!
Then out to the pavement
Willy was not having a good day at the office
After a little 'throw-down'
we had fresh coconut!
Don't cry for Willy, he was a dreamer...
Disclaimer: A coconut was in fact destroyed for this post and there is more than one way to crack a coconut.