My three year old is a diva, an amusing diva, but a diva nonetheless.
Setting: The counter eating dinner
Adult: You need to eat your food.
Diva: Ou, Ou! OUCH!
Adult: What's wrong?
Diva: Ouuuuuuuch! I can't eat!
Adult (concerned): What's the matter???
Diva (with a sniffle): It's my tongue...
Adult (huh?): What's wrong with your tongue?
Diva: It's Humongous!
(Insert hand to forehead with mock sigh)